Showing posts with label cat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cat. Show all posts

Friday, 2 August 2013

(The Return of) Farmyard Fridays #10: Devil-Cat



Before I begin, a little musical number to celebrate.


Farmyard Fridays is back, perhaps not regularly, but at least for this week and at some stage in the future. It has been almost four months since the last Farmyard Friday, and it would therefore obviously seem appropriate to pick up where we left off in April: cats.

Cats are very topical given that one paid a nocturnal visit to my room last week, entirely uninvited and unwelcome at 1.30am. Since then I have slowly boiled in my bedroom at night because I'm now too terrified to open the windows any further than a crack. This is probably now Cats 4 Humans 0, only this time I'm almost irritated by this.

Being afraid of cats is a reasonably common occurrence, or at least a dislike of felines is something I come across quite regularly. People don't like their attitude, their eyes, their general demeanour. It has to be said, they can be very huffy. Gatecrasher Cat, for instance, after falling out my bedroom window sort of huffed around and acted like I was the one being unreasonable. As I covered in April, a perception of cats as being evil can be traced back to Pope Innocent VIII. This view has been developed over the ages to encompass all sorts of things.

This is a Farmyard Friday Fact, but is perhaps rather more tied up in myth and legend than biological fact. However, I think exploring some of the myths around animals is equally as interesting as knowing why goats have rectangular pupils so I am going to plough on because, after all, The Only Way is Bullen.

One myth surrounding cats (and one that did flash through my mind last week when I was inches from Gatecrasher Cat's face) is that they will lie on top of sleeping babies and smother them. It's unclear whether this is actually true or not; I've never read of anybody this has happened to. There have been some scientific(ish) explanations given, such as cats smelling milk or liking the warmth of the baby. However, perhaps a more sociological explanation is possible. To understand it fully, let's go via The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (well it's about a cat, sort of...) where we learn of the background to the White Witch:

"But she's no Daughter of Eve. She comes of your father Adam's...first wife, her they called Lilith. And she was one of the Jinn."
Mr Beaver, Chapter 8.
 
Yes, Adam's first  wife, Lilith. No, don't reach for your Old Testament; you won't find her (believe me, I've tried). Lilith is a figure who first appears in a different religious text, the Babylonian Talmud, a female demon. She sort of ducks in and out of myth and legend until she reappears in Jewish folklore in about the 700s AD as Adam's first wife created out of the earth. From there many myths grow up about Lilith, such as how she mated with an archangel and refused to return to Adam and the Garden of Eden. Suffice to say, the divorce proceedings were edited out of Genesis.
 
In Spain, Jewish folklore developed to see Lilith become a black vampire cat who sucked the blood from sleeping babies. By any standards, she was a busy woman, especially one made primarily out of mud or sand. Also, infinitely more exciting sounding than Eve, but that's by the by. The important thing here, though, to bring us back to the reason we're all here, is that idea of a black cat being somehow connected to demons and the Devil. Here, perhaps, is the reason why people believe cats may smother babies in their sleep. It does sound fairly unlikely, but then so does people burning cats on the say so of the Pope, so never doubt the power of religion in changing  our perception of cats (or indeed any animal - I say again, wait for the Farmyard Fridays Christmas Special).
 
Anyway. Farmyard Friday Fact #10: The suspicions of cats smothering babies in their sleep can probably be traced back to the myth of Lilith in Spanish-Jewish folklore.
 
But, you know, what he says...
 
 
Gratuitous cute cat pic:
 
 



Friday, 12 April 2013

Farmyard Friday #9: Faster than a speeding cat?


Of all the animals featured so far on Farmyard Fridays, cats are probably the most divisive. People tend to either really love cats or hate them. The haters have many reasons, often allergies, or cats aloofness, or their perceived 'evil' status. The latter can be laid at the door of Pope Innocent VIII, who is certainly not innocent of libelling felines; during the Spanish Inquisition he condemned cats as being evil and had them burned. This all backfired though as this led to a rise in the rat population which led to the Black Death: Cats 1 Humans 0.

I like cats, and whilst they're not wholly associated with farmyards as pigs and sheep are, they are an essential part of farm life. It's also coming up to four years since I said goodbye to my lovely cat, so forgive me for indulging myself.

There are hundreds of facts about cats as they are a fascinating and strange species. Perhaps this is another reason why so many people dislike them, as they can be so bizarre and alien. They've made far fewer concessions to humans than dogs have in the process of domestication meaning that you can end up sharing your home with a complete stranger. Dogs live underneath humans' feet, only being allowed out when dictated by their owners and being accompanied on their walks. Cats take themselves off as and when they please and live a very secretive life, only returning when they want an ear rub or some woefully expensive food (did you know you can now get pate for cats? Like, what?) Basically, cats have made us their slaves: Cats 2 Humans 0.

Cats however can boast of defeating us in yet another way apart from being hideously independent and infinitely better rat catchers than us. Everybody knows cheetahs are the fastest land mammal (although only over short distances) and in comparison to them, the humble domestic moggy's 30mph top speed seems pretty pathetic. But let's not compare the cat to the cheetah; let's compare them to other things. Cats can run at the speed limit for built up areas. They can run as fast as a kangaroo can hop and a bear can run. In a race with an elephant, black mamba or squirrel, a cat would win (probably just as well in the case of the black mamba). In fairness to the cat, even a whippet only runs 5mph faster than a cat.

But here comes the biggie, the one which shows that cats are pretty much superior to humans: cats run 3mph faster than Usain Bolt.

Cats 3 Humans 0

Farmyard Friday Fact #9: The domestic cat can run at a top speed of 30mph - faster than Usain Bolt.

Admittedly, most of the time, they're doing stuff like this. Cats 1 Dogs 0.